Funny VALENTINE

The one who took the first napkin determines everything. The rules of this world are determined by the same principle as “right, or left?”! In a society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move everyone must follow! In every era … This world has been operating by this napkin principle.

Napukin o toreru mono ga kimete iru! Konoyo no ruuru to wa “migi ka hidari ka?” Kono teeburu no you ni kinkou shite iru jootai de ichido ugoitara zen’in ga shitagawazaru o enai! Itsu no jidaidarou to … konoyo wa kono napukin no you ni ugoite iru no da. (ナプキンを取れる者が決めている! この世のルールとは「右か左か」? このテーブルのように均衡している状態で一度動いたら全員が従わざるを得ない! いつの時代だろうと … この世はこのナプキンのように動いているのだ)

Ta-dah!

Dojyaaan! (どジャアァァン)

Power! Glory! Happiness! Culture! Law! Money! Food! The hearts of the people! I have taken the first napkin!

My heart and actions are utterly uncloudedǃ They are all those of “Justice!”

Waga kokoro to kodou ni itten no kumori nashi! Subete ga “Seigi” da! (我が心と行動に一点の曇りなし! 全てが『正義』だ!)

I have “feelings” of “patriotism.” Every action I have performed was because I judged it to be “absolutely” for this country’s sake.

Watashi ni wa “aikokushin” ga aru … subete wa kono kuni no tame ni “zettai” to handan shitakara koudou shita koto … (わたしには「愛国心」がある … 全てはこの国のために「絶対」と判断したから行動した事 …)