Hetalia World Series: Mein großartiges Tagebuch, Teil 2 (2010)

You Frenchies just love to hate us! Why don’t you go back to making statues of hot green chicks!

I say we attack Italy first, because they can’t drive and are usually drunk.

Dude! Christmas rocks! We know how to do it right, here! First, we X out the ‘Christ’ part to make it extreme! Then we shop and eat stuff ’til we’re sick! Wanna shovel down some X-Mas cake to get in the spirit?

Am I Catholic or Protestant…? God, I don’t know…