Kurayami-san

The SnatcherAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
You blew it! You've totally screwed yourself! Nobody enters my home and leaves in one piece!
Tell you what though! Hang on a minute! You get to live! That's right! Aren't you lucky?!
Normally I'd eat your soul and toss your body, but you're a lucky one! You won the lottery, because I just happen to be missing a braindead servant!
That's right! The old one got himself killed, his head popped off, and now I need a new towel boy!
So tell you what, I've got a piece of paper here! Don't worry about the details! I just need you to sign right here at the bottom!